are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.
are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.
are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.
did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.
decepticons to my left…. dinobots to my right…… insecticons levitate above me in cool poses….
Citropolitan (Absolut Mandarin Vodka, Limoncello and a splash of Cranberry Juice) from Citricos located in the Grand Floridian Resort & Spa.
ready for some dumb shit?
optimus owns a meat shop: choptimus prime
optimus is clumsy: droptimus or floptimus or sloptimus prime
optimus is a bunny: hoptimus prime
optimus is a janitor: moptimus prime
optimus drinks soda pop or becomes a dad: poptimus prime
optimus goes to the mall: shoptimus prime
optimus tops in the berth: toptimus prime
BONUS! prowl becomes a prime: coptimus prime
—- BUT WAIT THERE’S MOAR [collective groaning] —-
orion becomes a logger: orion axe
orion’s work nickname: orion facts
orion “self-servicing”: orion jacks
orion plays an instrument: orion sax
orion is easygoing: orion lax
orion gets his own thing at Madame Tussaud’s: orion wax
orion goes on a quest to the center of cybertron: orion pax packs
i showed my bro this and the next thing he said was this:
Megatronus asks Orion to engage in some spanking play with him: Orion smacks.
THIS ONE WINS. EVERYONE ELSE GO HOME
IF YOU DONT LOVE A MOVIE WITH WHOOPI GOLDBERG AND DAME MAGGIE SMITH AS SASSY NUNS THEN I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE DOING WITH YOUR LIFE I REALLY DONT
Just watched this with my mom this weekend! What a coincidence to see this on my dash. When she visits we do theme weekends and this weekend’s theme was singing and dancing. Sister Act? AWESOME. I’d forgotten how incredibly funny it is.
Great movie. A MUST watch
“Day 30” - Assorted Hearts
Baby cop bots that put their sirens on when they want something or are upset.
The Cure // Lullaby
- $3.98 for natural disaster relief through FEMA
- $6.96 for welfare
- $22.88 for unemployment
- $36.82 for food stamps through SNAP
- $43.78 for retirement/disability for government workers (civilian/military)
- $235.81 for YOUR Medicare
- $247.75 for defense
- and $4,000.00 for corporate subsidies
Are you sure you are pissed off at the right people?
The American “tax problem” in list form
I wish I could be a giant sentient robot. Life would be so much easier