• Best Friend:

    -writes a long detailed well written backstory for a fictional universe we're making-

  • Me:

    There should be dragons lemme add dragons. -adds dragons- Kay my work here is done. -tries to think of another thing to add for 20 minutes-

  • tacoposey:

    after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

    and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying